So this is me!

The name is Jade. 17 years old. Random blog. Feel free to message me, I will reply. I follow back as much as I can:) if I don't then drop me a message and I'll be on it like sonic. Yes I'm aware that's not how you spell cheesy;)

I'm mostly on my phone, just thought I'd let y'all know:)

carryonmy-assbutt:

castielsunderpants:

supagirl:

samandriel:

napoleonbonerhard:

caresaggressively:

solluxander:

I WANT TO GOOGLE A SONG BUT ITS A SOUNDTRACK AND I DONT KNOW THE NAME OR THE MOVIE AND I CANT GOOGLE THE SPECIFIC NOTES I HATE MY LIFE

THERE’S A SITE WHERE YOU CAN HUM IT THOUGH

I AM CRYING THE FUTURE IS NOW

I DIDNT BELIEVE IT WOULD WORK BUT

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MOTHER FUCKING SORCERY

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I didn’t believe this…so I tried

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OMG

tumblr has opened to my eyes to so many things

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HOLY SHIT

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intensional:

Steal His Look: Justin Bieber

Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79

Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15

Temporary Tattoos - $5

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death-by-lulz:

Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts 

WHY DID THAT NOT HAPPEN.

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Society:DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual:I don't like sex.
Society:WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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(Source: mattniskanenseyebrows, via x0-tillweoverdose24)

Lets talk about Po for a minute.

godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.image

He is literally an overweightimage

Fanboyimage

Who works at a fast food restaurantimage

With the worst luckimage

Everimage

And yet becomes

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This badassimage

Dragon Warrior
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Who still actsimage

Likeimage

Himselfimage

Who still hates hikingimage

And stairsimage

He uses his fatimage

To his advantageimage

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His tragic pastimage

Define himimage

This has been a Po appreciation post.

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shouldnt:

crabbily:

departured:

Comment with the best blog you follow!

i literally only follow shouldnt.tumblr.com, the blog is so good

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you must have the best dashboard on all of tumblr, I am sort of jealous

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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heart:

in 8th grade i thought dubstep was an artist and skrillex was the genre

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Jim Norton - Please Be Offended

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